with the bones of the fallen dead

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Apr 6

superdoctorstarkidpotterlock:

DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG

Apr 6

joannalannister:

I strongly disagree, but the wank ain’t worth it: the tumblr story

Apr 6

knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

Apr 6

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

(Source: youtube.com)

Apr 6

Some people say homosexuality is a sin. It’s not. God is perfectly cool with it, God feels the exact same way about homosexuality that God feels about heterosexuality. Now you might say, ‘Whoa, slow down. You move too fast. How could you have the audacity, the temerity, to speak on behalf of God?’ Exactly, that’s an excellent point and I pray that you remember it.

- Ted Alexandro (via fiiyerotigelaar, muffdiver) (via beyoncvera) (via lesbianlust) (via fuckyeahilikechicks) (via peacelovecupkaks) (via bobbymoynihans) (via elliottwith2ts) (via misanthropist-wolf) (via bubonickitten) (via finnickcriss) (via gabsikle) (via stilesisnotonfire) (via vottlesofbodka) (via akumugan)

Apr 6
patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

(Source: dutchster)

Apr 6

driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

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(Source: penceyprepofficial)

Apr 6

nonespark:

rabbityshen:

momunofu:

I was so shocked when I found out that the Shadow Realm wasn’t even a real concept in the Yugioh universe but, rather, an invention by 4kids to avoid mentioning death in the English dub

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yugiOH MY GOD

Apr 6

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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Apr 6

jaynehat:

bethama:

hellomagpieeyes:

fatbottompurls:

geekgirlfibers:

kateordeath:

Where the fucking fuck is my tape measure??: a knitter’s tale

Has anyone seen my yarn needle?:  A Compelling Novel

Who stole my good scissors? The movie based on the book

A Sequel: Were the hell is my freaking cable needle. 

How did I lose ALL of my blocking pins?!: A memoir.

Tonight on Mystery Theater - At sixes and sevens: who stole all my 8’s?

Apr 6

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

Apr 6

mariacelestina:

zesty-mordant:

wifried:

yaoiguai:

boys meowing soulfully

it took me 3 seconds to reblog this

The Duetto Buffo Di Due Gatti by Rossini. It’s a real thing.

yiffedoff
Apr 6

(Source: twitter.com)

Apr 6

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

Apr 6

transpotter:

a human asks an alien if its a boy or a girl and the alien just gives them the stank eye and gets back in its space ship and flies away